a guy walks into his local gym, and sees a bunch of young ladies working out. he goes over to the manager and asks "which machine should i use to impress these ladies?" the manager replies "try the ATM out in the lobby, that gets their attention every time!"

An 85-year-old man goes to see his doctor for his regular physical exam. The doctor says that the man needs to provide a sperm sample and gives him a jar saying, “Take this jar home with you and come back tomorrow with a sperm sample.”The next day the old man goes back to the doctors and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as when the doctor gave it to him.So the doctor asks what happened and why there is no sperm sample in the jar. The old man says, “Well, doc, it’s like this… first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand – nothing; then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Maisie, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing.”The doctor is really shocked by all this and asks incredulously, “You asked your neighbor???”The old man replies, “Yep, not one of us could get the jar open.”

Helicopter Ride

Walter took his wife Ethel to the state fair every year, and every time he would say to her, “Ethel, you know that I’d love to go for a ride in that helicopter.” But Ethel would always reply, “I know that Walter, but that helicopter ride is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars.”Finally, they went to the fair, and Walter said to Ethel, “Ethel, you know I’m 87 years old now. If I don’t ride that helicopter this year, I may never get another chance.” Once again Ethel replied, “Walter, you know that helicopter is 50 dollars and 50 dollars is 50 dollars.”This time the helicopter pilot overheard the couple’s conversation and said, “Listen folks, I’ll make a deal with you. I’ll take both of you for a ride; if you can both stay quiet for the entire ride and not say a word I won’t charge you! But if you say just say just one word, it’s 50 dollars.” Walter and Ethel agreed and up they went in the helicopter. The pilot performed all kinds of fancy moves and tricks, but not a word was said by either Walter or Ethel..The pilot did his death-defying tricks over and over again, but still there wasn’t so much as one word said.When they finally landed, the pilot turned to Walter and said, “Wow! I’ve got to hand it to you. I did everything I could to get you to scream or shout out, but you didn’t. I’m really impressed!”Walter replied, “Well to be honest I almost said something when Ethel fell out but, you know, 50 dollars is 50 dollars!”

I was chatting with a guy on another site last night with an id I had just made that night. He asked me what my name was? I told him i do not give out my real name on that site. The next thing he said to me, he called me by my real name at the end of the sentence. I was shocked. I asked him if he was psychic too. He said he did not think so. I said then why did you call me that name, how did you know it was my real name. He said it just came to him. Either he is telepathic and on my wave length, or he is the luckiest man in the world, and should buy a lottery ticket. So do you believe in telepathy?

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Heard a song and it's been going thru my mind for a few weeks and the lyrics to it are amazing and its true it does hurt to be human sometimes,
It’s hard to be a human being. ..
when you seem to be trapped inside yourself with the rest of the world out there, on the other side and you feel insignificant and fragile, like a tiny island surrounded by a vast, roaring ocean that’s threatening to submerge you.It’s hard to be a human being when you’re forced to share your inner world with a crazy, whirling thought-machine that never stops churning and chattering and makes you fear things that can’t hurt you and desire things that can’t make you happy. It’s hard to be a human being when there are impulses inside you that you don’t understand and that don’t seem to have an outlet as if they were meant for someone else, or for another world and have attached themselves to you by mistake. It’s hard to be a human being when the world is so chaotic that you can’t find your right direction can’t find a life that aligns with your inner purpose and you feel inauthentic and unfulfilled like an actor who hates the role he plays. But the strangest thing is how easy it is to step outside this world of discord.
The strangest thing is that this suffering that seems so dense and deep-rooted is only superficial, and insubstantial.
The hardship of being human is the pain of separation – the incompleteness of a lonely, fragile fragment who was once part of the whole and longs for unity again. Let go of your autonomy, and let your mind fall silent until you feel yourself reconnecting to the whole. And then your suffering will begin to ease like a passing storm, that gives way to stillness. And then you will sense the security of belonging, the joy of participating the lightness of life living through you
the inner strength that wholeness brings. Then you will remember how easy human life was meant to be.

So I was thinking today and watching and listening to people around me and I noticed people judge you on every single thing you do good or bad and we have all been guilty of it including myself but it's wrong and I find my self judging without justification very little if any these days , if it feels wrong then most times it is wrong and dam it just feels so wrong to me to even think it on less say the judgemental words, we should all stop and think at least a second b4 we speak .
Some of us measure our life through money and accolades. Others measure it through beauty and popularity. Others measure it through family and relationships. Others measure it through service and good deeds.
Chances are you measure it through some combination of all of these things, but one in particular matters most to you. One stands out and determines your happiness more than others., I wrote that it’s important to measure ourselves by our own internal metrics as much as possible. The more external our metrics for our own value and self-worth, the more we screw everything up for ourselves.But there’s more,The way you measure yourself is how you measure others, and how you assume others measure you.If you measure your life by your family relationships, then you will measure others by the same standard – how close their family is to them. If they’re distant from their family or don’t call home enough, you’ll judge them as deadbeats, ungrateful or irresponsible, regardless of their lives or their history.If you measure your life by how much fun and partying you can have, then you will measure others by the same standard – how much fun and partying they have. If they prefer to stay home and watch Star Trek: Next Generation reruns every weekend, you’ll judge them as inhibited, scared of the world, lame and soulless, regardless of their personality or needs.If you measure your life by how much you’ve traveled and experienced, then you will measure other people by the same standard – how worldly they’ve become. If they prefer to stay home and enjoy the comforts of routine, then you will judge them as incurious, ignorant, unambitious, regardless of what their aspirations really are.The yardstick we use for ourselves is the yardstick we use for the world.If we believe that we’re hard workers and we earned everything we have, then we will believe that everyone else earned what they have. And if they have nothing, it’s because they earned nothing.If we believe that we’re victimized by society and deserve justice, then we will believe that others are victims of society and deserve justice as well. If we believe our value comes from faith in a higher power, then we will view others by their faith (or lack of faith) in a higher power. If we measure ourselves by our intellect and use of reason, then we will judge others through the same lens.This is why people who are entrepreneurs tend to think that everyone else should be an entrepreneur as well. This is why people who are born-again Christians tend to believe that everyone should find salvation through Jesus Christ. This is why hardcore atheists try to logically argue about something that has nothing to do with logic. It’s why racists often claim that everyone else is racist too. They just don’t know it. It’s why sexist men justify their sexism by saying women are worse and sexist women justify their sexism by saying men are worse.This isn’t to say that judging is wrong. There are plenty of values worth judgment. I judge people who are violent and malicious. But that is a reflection of who I am. I judge violence and malice within myself. Those are traits that I will not tolerate within myself, therefore I do not tolerate them in others. I lived tha tlife once and I will not live it again,fear of abuse is why I stay single. ,But that is a choice I am making.And were are all making choices whether we realize it or not. And we should make those choices consciously and not on auto-pilot.It’s why people who think they’re ugly look for all of the ways people around them are ugly and why people who are lazy and slack off look for all of the ways others cut corners and slack off as well. It’s why corrupt officials choose to be corrupt: because they assume everyone else is as corrupt as they are. It’s why cheaters choose to cheat: because they assume everybody else is going to cheat if given the chance too.It’s why those who can’t trust are the ones who can’t be trusted.Many of us adopt our own internal yardsticks not through conscious choice but through the shaming we’re subjected to. I love the quote, “Everyone is either trying to prove or disprove who they were in high school,” because for many of us, our yardsticks are defined by how people viewed us growing up. We develop a fixation in one area of our lives because it’s the area which we felt people judged us the most. The high school cheerleader who is afraid to lose her looks as an adult. The poor kid obsessed with becoming rich. The loser who wants to throw the biggest parties. The slacker who wants to prove to everyone how smart he is.A big part of our development is to recognize our own fixation, to recognize how we measure ourselves and consciously choose our metric for ourselves.But another big part of development is to recognize that everyone has their own metric. And that metric is likely not going to be the same as ours. And that’s (usually) fine. Most metrics people choose are fine. Even if they’re not the same metrics you would choose for yourself.You may view the world through family values, but most people do not. You may view the world through the metric of attractiveness, but most people do not. You may view the world through the metric of freedom and worldliness, but most people do not. You may view the world through the positivity and friendliness, but most people do not.And that’s simply part of being human. Accepting that others measure themselves and the world differently than you do is one of the most important steps to consciously choosing the right relationships for yourself. It’s necessary for developing strong boundaries and deciding who you want to be a part of your life and who you do not. You may not accept a person’s ideas or behaviors.But you must accept that you cannot change a person’s values for them. Just as we must choose our own measurement by ourselves and for ourselves. They must do it by themselves and for themselves.

This 4 book series is is about a bear , a lion, a wolf and a dragon shifter. The first 3 books were not bad. The 4th book was not that good. First dragons so not exist, but this one thought he was the last of his kind. As all his buddies found their "FATEDEMATE" he thought he never would, because he thought he was the lost of its kind. Dragons live a very long time, but he had never seen another of his kind. He found her while on a mission, another dragon, a female, his:fated mate. They were both so wound up in their own homes, neither wanted to move where the other was. When his mission was done. He went home trying to forget her. New Years Eve, she showed up on his door seal. She told him she found another dragon, and rubbed her tummy. She moved in with him and it was over. She moved in with him.

WORKING-OUT TAKES YOU MIND OFF EVERYTHING FEELS GOOD

Where are they?

This past week I discovered that a good friend of mine on here had died. I knew he was having health issues but I never knew how bad it was. I last heard from him about 4 months and he said said he would let me know but he never did. He passed away in June.
I knew there were some other friends who I had not seen in a long time and I have no clue what happened to them. I am going to ask all of you to please post here, if anyone knew them or has any idea what happened. And if you would like to add other names of people you haven't seen, please do.....

BiG_C_  I knew him as CJ  from Marietta, Ga. Joined (Game
Desire): 2014-05-04.   And he was last here 3 years 219 days ago.

Inverlochness  His name is Will and he was from Scotland
Joined: 2014-04-04. And he was last here 4 years 190 days ago.

o0o_pantysnatcher_o0o His name is Mike (Michael) and he was from
Pensacola, Florida. Joined: 2014-04-11. And he was last here
4 years 283 days ago.

desertrat His name is Mitch. UPDATE--- A friend told me he
was from Arizona. Joined: 2014-04-19. And he was last here
5 years 86 days ago.

They have friends list open and I saw a lot people I know on there, so hopefully someone knows where they are now.
Thank you for reading this!!

Is it not ironic , that when one has evil thoughts of another, they think that the one they do not like also has evil intentions?
I being myself did what I always do, and helped a long time friend the other day, when she was in need of it, just as I have many times in the past. She was so happy. I love adding to peoples happiness when I can. She gets flustered easily, and anything I can do to calm her I will do.
It came to my attention that someone did not like me helping her. The ironic part is, in helping my friend I also helped the one who did not like me doing it. Sometimes some people are so short sighted, that they do not realize they can not control other's emotions. It is so kindergarten to think just because you do not like someone, that another who has know them longer should not like and trust them.
I told someone one time I do not care if people talk about me. If it is true, I will own it. If it is not, those who know me truely know me will see right through the forked tongue serpent trying to bend their mind, and even if they do not, Karma will sort it all out in the end. lol The more meanness, and evil one puts into the world the more that will return to them.
ALWAYS REMEMBER YOUR TRUES FRIENDS WILL NOT BE SWAYED BY THOSE HATERS BENT ON YOUR DISTRUCTION. ONE THAT TRUELY KNOWS YOU KNOWS WHAT YOU AND WILL NOT DO, ND CAN SEE THROUGH THE SMOKE SCRENE PUT UP BY THOSE THAT SPEND TOO MUCH TIME MESSING ABOUT IN YOUR LIFE, AND NOT ENOUGH SORTING THEIR OWN OUT.