a man walks into a bar. he has a frog sitting on top of his head. barkeep looks him up and down, then asks "whats up with that?" and the frog says "well, it all started as a wart on my ass!"

An Airplane was about to Crash...
There were 4 passengers on board.. But Only 3 parachutes!

THE FIRST PASSENGER SAID ---
"I'm Taylor Swift--The Best Singer" have more concerts and
millions of fans needs me- I cant afford to die.
So She took the first pack and left the plane.

THE SECOND PASSENGER ---
Joe Biden said : I Am Newly Elected US President in American history.
So My people don't want me to die.
So He took the second pack and jumped out the plane.

THE THIRD PASSENGER ---
The Pope said to the Fourth Passenger;
A Ten year Old School Boy.....
"My Son I am Old " and Don't have many years left...
You have My Life and Let have You the last parachute.

The Little Boy said: "That's OK your Holiness"...
There's a Parachute left FOR YOU...
America's Smartest President took my School Bag tho..LOL !!!

All my life I've pondered the biblical reference to having faith "even as much as a mustard seed." As a child, I stole a necklace from my mother that contained a mustard seed in its pendant. I took the pendant apart (I'm not saying I was a good child, necessarily!) and examined that mustard seed from all angles, but I couldn't see what was so special about it.
Just this past summer, the thought occurred to me that a mustard seed is simply itself. It doesn't try to grow into a cabbage, or a lemon tree, it just grows mustard, and doesn't waste any effort wishing it was something else, or that the plant next to it was different, or anything. It's just mustard, and it's good with that.
On January 20, my basset hound, Baxter, died of cancer. We called him Noodle as a nickname, because when we first got him he could bend over backwards like a piece of macaroni, and it was hysterical. We got Baxter as a companion to our old basset hound, Bentley (who we called Boo), who had outlived the longest lived of his litter mates by five years, and who was our best friend and companion for 13 years. Boo had slowed down quite a bit by then, and we thought a puppy might keep him interested and active.
Bentley died of old age four months after we got Bax. At the time, I almost couldn't bear to be around poor Baxter, who'd done nothing wrong, other than not being Boo.
Bax was a character. As soon as his voice changed, he immediately fell in love with it, and his favorite thing to do was bark. Ad nauseum. Sometimes he would walk out into the back yard, find everything quiet and nothing to chase or investigate, and he would just bark. At nothing. He loved it, us, not so much. "Noodle! Stop that effing barking!" was a not-uncommon phrase every summer.
I thought of that when he died, and of how completely Baxter he was. He wasn't Boo, he didn't wish he was a bird, he didn't try to grow into a rose bush. He was just Noodle. And maybe all of that barking was just a Noodle making a joyful noise unto the Lord. And God help me, through my tears, but I'm good with that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aI7UpdT1vYo

The best thing that can happen to us is to be children again, because scraped knees definitely hurt less than broken hearts.

I haven't been on in about 10 or 11 weeks thought I'd come on Wish you all a late Merry Christmas I hope it was spent with those you love most and you made many many memories to last a lifetime.. And that your 2024 is an awesome year for each of you, I had 2 major kidney surgeries one in November than on Sat Dec 9th we were hit with a tornado and I was in my nieces home who was 7 months pregnant, I had been house bound from surgery for what seemed like and eternity, so I decided to get out Id go help with what I could to set up baby Carson' s nursery, we were alerted by the sirens and our immediate thought what no way and well it went off a 2nd time and wasn't ending we knew it was for real and close, both our phones went off with the alarm at the same time, I was moving very slow due to 3 weeks post op she was moving slow due to 7 month pregnant, as we made our way down stairs the winds felt like they were pulling us out of her house, we made it to the basement level and within seconds you were deafened by the tornado going right over the house , it was only seconds but it felt like hours, as it was over neighbors came over and were yelling was she ok, , the entire top half of the house was gone no where to be found, it was just like you had sawed it in half, .Within hours she was in full labor baby Carson came that night and was born at 26 weeks he weighed 2 pounds 2 ounces and is in NICU and will be for a few more months, I ended up having a 2nd surgery 3 days after this for damage had done to my previous surgery, I'm doing ok but please I'd like to ask you to pray for Carson, he is still so so very tiny and has such a long road of healing and growing to do to be able to come home to us all.. Things can and will get replaced , lives and those we love are the most important things in this world, Damage to my house and barns are still in repairs, my nieces house was a total loss, and this past week end she moved into her new home closer to where I am, :) Carson in all of this is the most important thing to all of my family.. Babies are amazing and so so much stronger in their fights than we can even imagine, I'm in awe of this tiny lil boy struggling so so hard just to survive and begin his life, I've saw pain and heart break in the eyes of my niece who I raised like my daughter, and I know her pain and even still all I can do is love her thru it and trust Gods plan for her Carson and my family...

Something to think about....What if you were a single parent with a child . You work full time for $14.00 hr. You bring home roughly $800 .00 per paycheck (bi-weekly).Your bills:$1, 000 . 00 / rent$150 .00 / electrical$250 .00 / car payment$150 .00 / car insurance So let’s do the math :You bring home about$1,600 .00 a month & your bills average about $1,550.00 (give or take).You’re making it, but barely.This doesn't even include groceries, internet, cable, cell phone, etc .(nor does it include child tax credit, or child support)Now, it’s a really cold December and you get a power bill for $600 .00 so How do you pay that? To put it simply , you don’t. Because you can’t. So your power gets shut off. But you know what your lease says? It says you get evicted if your utilities are terminated. So now you’re in court crying to a judge who doesn’t care, & you have 10 days to get out. Well you’re in luck, because you found somewhere with 3 days to spare & it’s only $650.00 a month! But to get in, you must pass a background & credit check. Which you can’t because you just got evicted. You’ve never been a criminal, but even if you could pass it, you’re looking at $1300 to move in, after paying the deposit & first month’s rent. Time’s up ....Landlord shows up at 7am with the police & changed your locks. So, now you’re living in your car with your 7 year old son & everything you need to get by. You tried to get a storage unit, but you don’t have a billing address so they won’t sell one to you. So you could only take what would fit in your backseat.You pay to shower at local truck stops & eat whatever can be cooked in a gas station microwave.Someone sees you & your son living like this & calls C.P.S; guess what happens next ? ? ? They remove your child from your care. As if this isn’t devastating enough, you lose your job too. (Because “an employee losing their child reflects poorly on this company . So now, you apply for an apartment with the region where the waiting list is 3-7 years. Then you go into Wal-Mart to put in an application. When you get back to your car you see that your back window has been smashed & someone helped themselves to your belongings. Remember that it is December & really cold. Now you have damage to your only shelter.You call your car insurance, who says your deductible is $1,000.00~ AND ~ they’re going to increase your monthly rate since you’re now“ high risk .”You call the homeless shelter as a last resort & all their beds are full. I’ll stop here .....Because I think you get the point The people we work with everyday are these people . WE ARE THESE PEOPLE .We are all so close to homelessness & don’t even realize it .All it takes is :* one unexpected bill
~* one fender bender
~* one lay-off
~* one house fire
, etc.Instead of talking trash about people who are poor , homeless , or need assistance , why don’t you try being grateful that you’re not in their shoes ...... YET ! This is about staying humble & being kind .BE THANKFUL FOR WHAT YOU HAVE because We Are All Struggling In Different Ways.. I am fortunate enough to have never been in this situation, but God only knows with todays times it could happen to any of us no matter how financially stable we think we are, This is a scenario that people we pass by every single day in our daily lives, I dunno bout you but if I see someone's car piled full my first thought is that is that persons shelter at that time, It's sad and it's happening more and more every single day, Our country lets in Immigrants and treats them better than our own people, that is messed up and so so wrong on so many levels and it all begins with voting in a President that can help fix the destruction Biden has caused , if that's even possible the man is a lunatic and as long as he or someone like him is in office these people struggling to stay afloat are going to sink faster than a hundred pound weight.. next time your out and about Take in your surrounding a lil deeper and I'm sure your eyes and mine will be opened to things like this and worse, Be kind stay humble and most of all never say that won't happen to me, cuz you know what I bet half those in this situation at one point said the very same thing, It won't happen to me well it did it and it can..

a priest was driving down the road when he came upon a huge dead pig that had been hit by a car. he called 911, told them he was a priest, and reported the dead pig as a traffic hazzard. the cop jokingly asked "did you read him his last rites?" "no" replied the priest, "i called his next of kin!!!"

Can you wait a second? I just want to look at you for if I never see you again, I will always remember you this way. The sun on your face And my reflection in your eyes.

good job game desire you guys doing nothing about the cheaters took a game i loved an made me hate it. anytime a level 7 plays better than a pro you know there cheating but yet you do nothing. thanks ill be sure an let everyone know that game desire doesnt give a dam about making money they support the cheats.im done with this site . i wont be back an i suggest anyone that doesnt cheat leave here also. darkwulf add Felipe lvl 9 to the pro or cheat list he didnt give me a shot until it was 93 to nothing